Thursday, August 30, 2012

UFO Sighted over RNC Convention Center in Tampa

A gigantic, Cuban Sandwich-shaped UFO mothership was sighted floating over the RNC Convention Center on Channel Drive yesterday. As out-of-state conventioneers ran for their limos, cowered in the Forum building, screaming at police and Secret Service to launch the Patriot Missiles, thinking it was a sign of the Apocalypse.

 Many suited white men fell to their knees, bawling like babies, begging God to spare them, vowing to never again set foot in a strip club. Locals stood mute, mouths agape, staring at the heavens, drooling, as this titanic, 200 ft long icon silently floated overhead. Some said it was the Spirit of the Ancestors serving notice. Or perhaps a form of intergalactic protest. Others thought it was a remnant from the Cuban Sandwich Show, the Cosmic Cuban Sandwich, long rumored to exist, and prayed for it to land. Suddenly, it accelerated up, and was gone. There was radar confirmation from McDill AFB, who said the craft headed towards Ybor City at over 4,000 mph, almost arriving before it left.  It was obviously under intelligent control. This ineffable mystery is the highlight of this 2012 RNC Convention. I managed to get one good picture for Art Taco readers. All the others were fuzzy.

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--- Luis

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